The View from Here

Here are some recent shots I took from my fourth floor sun deck when I was up there the other day, well, sunning. I have a 360 degree view of my neighbourhood from up there.

The tan is coming along very nicely, thanks for asking. . .

I took this shot of my pineapple water (frozen chunks of pineapple and water) facing north west. Look at that sky.

I'm living in Zona Romantica, one of the oldest parts of the city and its a neighbourhood, close to the beach and full of um, both rustic places and new condos. A true mix of Mexicans and gringos. It's a 20 minute walk to the beach and about 15 to Joe Jacks from here.

This is a house across the street and below is the neighbour next door.














Here's my outdoor TV room on the third floor. I spend a lot of time up here watching reruns of That 70s Show and Fantasy Island and napping on my afternoons off.

And yes, that is a creepy manequin in the corner. My roommate Alfonso is going to make her "art" one day. In the meantime she scares the birds away, and most guests.









Here's one of the best air-brushings I've come across. This car was parked outside my house the other night. Just having the Virgin Mary under my window helped me sleep better.

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Hi Lynn,

Good to hear all is well and that you guys are getting a reprieve from winter. I must say the weather in PV is very tolerable. Most things are, except the propane delivery trucks that drive around in my neighbourhood all day playing their super loud jingle. Luckily most days i'm either at the beach or at work.

I'm planning on staying through March, heading home around Easter. I'd love to have you stay another month if you're in no rush to move.

What do you guys think of Leslieville and Riverdale? Or have you had time to explore much?

Talk to you soon,
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This is Total BS!

Who likes Brussels sprouts, right?

Imagine how much you'd like them if it was your job to peal the leaves from 20 kilos of the micro cabbages on New Year's Eve?

I finished work at 4pm on NYE only to stay at Joe Jack's for another 2 1/2 hours pealing BS. I seriously considered letting my steak knife slip, allowing it to sever the vein in my wrist. It wasn't just me though, it was every waiter, bus boy and manager doing the job.

Thankfully sprout season has almost run its course and the final crops are coming off the fields. Our pealing duties will soon be over. Just ask Paulina my co-worker how that makes her feel? I snapped these pictures yesterday in the waiter station while the two of us were on pealing duty.

Good thing for us. Not so good for our customers as the Warm Parisian Bistro Salad will soon come off the menu. If the thought of Brussels sprouts triggers your gag reflex this salad will make you a convert. If you're that rare being who's already a devotee of BS than you're in for a recipe that will more than satisfy your next craving.

Joe didn't actually give me the recipe for this salad but it's pretty easy. And sorry, but it's gonna be up to you to for measurements and quantities.

~bacon
~red onion
~Brussels sprout leaves
~medium-hard boiled egg
~red wine vinegar
~croutons

I will give you a little tip on pealing sprouts. Cut off the root bottom then take a paring knife and remove the core. The leaves are much easier to remove when the core is gone.

Start by sauteing some chopped bacon until the fat is rendered. We use lardons at the resto (big, thick pieces) so use thick cut bacon or pancetta if you can. Toss in some thin slices of red onion and saute for a minute or two. Then add the leaves of the Brussel sprouts, tossing around so that every leaf is coated in the bacon drippings. Add some pieces of egg. Here's the secret: a semi-soft yolk will add a touch of creaminess to your salad. Add a splash or two of red wine vinegar to the pan and toss once more. Pour out into a bowl and add a few croutons on top for crunch.

So damn easy and so bloody good. Hands down the best use of BS I've ever had the pleasure of eating.

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january 17, 2010
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not sure if you read my blog but thought u'd appreciate the head of the last one.

hope all is well honey bunches!

i've got the night off so going to costco and the mall. should be fun! beautiful day today after the tornado we had on friday. an actual tiny little tornado touched down in the bay. a manager got a picture of it. of course it was my day off on friday.

might have adopted a kitten. one was on the sidewalk near my house last night on my way home from work. i didn't have the heart to walk over it. so the plan is to drop it off at the spca asap. every second it's here is dangerous. it's clawing at my fingers as i type these words. lost interest. back. no wait.

fucking hilarious. how was your weekend? celebrate the book?

miss you love you

rjxo

p.s. here's a link to video of the tornado on youtube, taken from amapas beach where I hangout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWOkBcD85m4

Two Tickets on the Hot Tamale Train

I've eaten so many great things since coming to Mexico four weeks ago, I only wish computer screens came with a scratch and sniff application. If you haven't had lunch yet, this abbreviated list of some of my culinary highlights may be a form of torture.

~Shrimp and bacon tacos from El Bacalao.

~The Red Cabbage restaurant's Chicken Mole Poblano and the amazing carrot chutney.

~Soft and chewy, cream-filled coconut doughnuts from the bakery on Basillo Badillo.

~Joe Jack's whole red snapper with its mound of roasted garlic and chilies--and that crazy-assed lime and brown butter sauce its finished with.

~The roasted rabbit in tomato sauce from Trattoria Michel.

~A chipotle chicken sandwich from The Coffee Cup.

~Fresh pineapple with lime and chili from the vendors on the beach.

~And of course an after-the-bar pit stop for BBQ'd pork and pineapple tacos at Tacos Pancho plus a cup of hibiscus water for rehydration.

I can go on and on and on.

I love the food in this town; from the grilled mahi mahi on the beach to the taco stands in the streets and the inexpensive restaurants everywhere. The best part is I have yet to even take a small bite out of the great food scene in Vallarta.

So far one of my favourite meals was a lunch Alfonso and I prepared at home last week. His niece who visited from Monterrey over New Years brough two bags of homemade tamales with her. If you're not familiar, tamales are a soft corn bread stuffed with any number of ingredients and wrapped in corn husks.

In our case some were filled with shredded seasoned pork while others revealed a pocket of spicy refried beans. Accompaning our mound of tamales was gaucamole and tortillas. We washed it all down with papaya water, a blend of fresh papaya, mandarin orange and water.

This meal was also very special because tamales are usually only enjoyed at parties or larger celebrations, prepared in large batches by mothers and grandmothers. To enjoy them for lunch on a Thursday afternoon is completely hedonistic.

Before I leave Mexico I'm going to find a grandmother who will teach me how to make tamales. That will be reason enough to celebrate.

New Years and New Friends

Christmas in Puerto Vallarta passed by with little fanfare. Sure there are still decorations up in hotels and restaurants and bells of red and gold garland hanging from the street lights on my street, but the celebration of Christmas itself is much more sedate here than in Canada.

I worked right through the holidays, giving out information on the beach about all the gay parties happening for the week leading up to New Years, and then at Joe Jack's, busting my butt for eight hours a night. So Christmas ended up passing me by almost completely unnoticed.

And you know what? I think I'm okay with that. I went out with my roommate Alfonso for breakfast on Christmas morning to Coco's Kitchen, a great local open-air spot just seconds from the beach. I ate scrambled eggs and French toast and bacon with lots of maple syrup. We wished each other a very Feliz Navidad as we sucked back mimosas and chased thosed down with black coffee.

Now New Years Eve on the flip side--and frankly the whole weekend--was celebrated here like it was 2012 and the world as we know it was coming to end. Fireworks up and down the beach at midnight then again at 2am. Partiers out in the streets until the sun came up and clubs full until then.

I worked lunch at Joe Jack's until 4pm then had to stay to peel Brussel sprouts for 2 1/2 more hours. More on that later. Afterward I went back to my apartment for a couple cerveza and to meet my houseguests for the weekend. Alfonso's niece Fernanda flew in from Monterey with her friends Doravida, Ulysses and Octavio. They are true Mexicans; incredibly friendly, warm and of course, ready to party. Though I'm sure NYE had something to do with that as well.

They mostly don't speak English and mi hablo espanol pocito so we did what we could to get to know each other before I had to leave them behind and head to the party I was bartending at.

Latin Fever was one of many parties happening for NYE and the promoter, Gilles Belanger, is a fellow Torontonian. He needed a bartender for the night and so I volunteered. The money was great, I danced all night and I drank for free. But the best part was the view from the fourth flour of the parking garage where the party was being held. I could see the lights of PV from a 360 degree vantage point and it was the ideal spot to watch the fireworks going off all around us.

The next night we hit the Malecon, the oceanfront commercial strip and headed to a great Cuban bar, La Bodeguita del Medio. Complete with live Salsa band and possibly the best mojito I've had here so far. The bartenders and Joe Jack's make a mean mojo but the secret at La B del M is the Havana Club rum they use. The best in the world.

Januaray 1st on the Malecon was as packed as I've ever seen it. Mostly locals and Mexicans enjoying the sound of the waves mixed with the beats spilling out of the clubs that line the strip. Many of them mixing their own cocktails and cracking beers from styrofoam coolers. Everyone out enjoying their friends and family and in one of the greatest cities anywhere.

And to me, that's what Christmas should be about. Spending time with the people you love. I celebrated with my family before I left Canada and then I came here and celebrated again with some new friends.

Who needs gifts when you've got that?