Tuesday, February 23, 2010

It's a Fish Shack Freak Show



It's been three weeks since my last post. Miss me?

It was about that time when one of our bus boys, Diego, got into a fight one night after work and got the crap kicked out of him. He's okay now. But it meant for almost two weeks that we were short a major part of the team so all the waiters had to pick up an extra shift busing tables. This meant working seven shifts in six days.

I've haven't had two days off in over a month. And so, on my day off I head to the beach and leave the laptop behind.

At the same time one of the servers, Ivette, had a few too many mojitos during a shift and was suspended for a week. The rest of us had to pick up the slack, meaning more double shifts for everyone. An eight-hour dinner rush is rigorous enough, tack on another four or six hours to that and it makes for one helluva long day.

Tack on another few hours of drinking afterward (to unwind, of course) and then do it all over again the next day. Staying sober in this town in not an easy thing to do.

And the thing is, it's pretty much been like that since I started working at Joe's. I had only been there a couple weeks when Tanque (Tank) the main bartender just upped and vanished. He's been at the restaurant since day one and works double shifts six days a week. Very important cog in the wheel.

One day, he didn't show up for work. Wouldn't answer his phone and no one (that I know of) knew where he was. The rumour is that he was in some kind of trouble and escaped to Baja to hide out. In a cave on the beach, no doubt. Ari, who's both a server and bartender had to pick up all of Tanque's shifts, leaving us short a waiter.

We only use fresh lime juice in all of our margaritas and mojitos and the bartender goes through hundreds of limes a day. Have you ever seen what prolonged exposure to citric acid can do to your hands? It ain't pretty. Ari was not only exhausted from working no-stop but her hands were being ravaged as well.

Then, 10 days later, Tanque was back. I never got the full story (or any part of it, actually) and frankly it's better not to know. In Mexico, too much information can be a very bad thing.

But somehow it all ends up working out. We all just dig in and keep the wheels turning at Joe Jacks, pumping out close to 400 meals a night. In a place that only seats about 80 people, its a fast-paced and sometimes grueling environment. And yet it's fun somehow. The insanity of it all and the constant pressure, mixed with a crazy cast of characters means there's never a dull moment.

And I'll take drama over the mundane any day. I also know that my time here is brief and in a little over a month I'll be leaving it behind. There's comfort in that. Believe me.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Feel Like Crepe


Well, it's another cloudy day in paradise. It's been raining off and on, but mostly on, for the last three days. Very unusual weather for Puerto Vallarta in February. I don't mind so much because I live here (short term, anyway) but the beach-goers are starting to go loco.

The forecast for today, according to the theweathernetwork.com, was to be sunny and 28 degrees. And the sky this morning looked promising so I packed my bag and headed to the beach. I walked on the sunny side of the street, which I usually don't do, but I figured I'd better not take my chances with this weather. Good thing too. As soon as I stepped on the beach the clouds rolled in.

Then the rain came.

As I stood sheltering under a palapa at the Blue Chairs I grew hungry so when the clouds finally emptied I packed up my soggy towel and headed home for lunch.

Then I remembered the couple I served last night at work. In their twenties, from San Fransisco in PV to plan their wedding for October. They're a couple of food freaks and were telling me all about their favourite places. Jefferey's, they said, served one helluva good fruit crepe. One that would change my life.

I'm sorry but I can't remember the last time a pancake caused me a revelation. I'd certainly give it go though.

The fruit; chopped fresh to order. The batter; mixed new for each whole wheat crepe. Accompanied with fresh yogurt, granola and drizzled with honey.

Oh baby, sign me up.

And as you can see that's one damn fine job Tony Jefferey is doing on the griddle (that's his wife looking on). Today's fresh fruit includes banana, papaya, red delicious apple and strawberries. First he pours the batter and lets it cook for a couple minutes before folding it in half. Then he layers the fruit before folding it again in half, the fruit warming slightly from the heat of the griddle.

It took me all of five minutes to polish it off, nearly licking the tiny streaks of yogurt and honey left on the plate. One of the most fragrant honey's I've ever had; an intense buckwheat flavour.

Amazing brunch.

Life changing? I'm not sure about that. But I will be back to Jefferey's just to see what else he can spin up on that griddle.

Monday, February 1, 2010

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Sunday January 31, 2010

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To: Mark

Good to hear from you. PV is fantastic of course. Yesterday I drove up the coast with a friend and we hung out in a fun little hippy town with a nice beach then stumbled across a polo game so we got our big hats out of the car and sipped mint juleps while watching the ponies. Most of that's true. ;)

then we went out and partied like rock stars til 6am. i have to go to work in an hour. yeesh!!!!

But everything's great. Working a lot, going to the beach whenever I can and wearing as clothing as possible.

I can't wait to see pics from Friday. I was thinking of you guys and wishing I was there. But I'll be home just after Easter so maybe for April's show I'll bring Mona back.

Say hi to Michael for me--talk to you soon!!!

rjxo